falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet

catnus:

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort 

brandnewswastikas:

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

a-dr0p-of-golden-sun:

My mom made pot pie for dinner and as she sat down at the table she said “Oh no! I forgot the peas!” and I said “then I guess it’s just an ‘ot ie” and now I have to eat alone in the living room. 

ammarmali:

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

ishimaruu:

if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying

britneyspeares:

taylor swift could make a screamo album all in spanish and she’d still be categorized as a country artist

exploristics:

I didn’t know one direction was in pitch perfect

exploristics:

I didn’t know one direction was in pitch perfect

nowacking:

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

my love life will never be satisfactory until someone runs through an airport to stop me from getting on a flight


*when your food comes out *

*when your food comes out *