You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
My mom made pot pie for dinner and as she sat down at the table she said “Oh no! I forgot the peas!” and I said “then I guess it’s just an ‘ot ie” and now I have to eat alone in the living room.
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
taylor swift could make a screamo album all in spanish and she’d still be categorized as a country artist
I didn’t know one direction was in pitch perfect
HE LOOKS SO HAPPY
my love life will never be satisfactory until someone runs through an airport to stop me from getting on a flight